The effect of bad economy.

When economy is bad.. many things happen.. it would all root from bad economy, but not be directly caused by bad economy.

See.. when economy is bad, ppl's mood become bad..
When ppl's mood bcome bad, no appetite to eat, dun eat -> no nutrition -> get sick -> general health of the public decrease -> cant work -> even worse economy.

Then ppl get very stress.. and most of the ppl that would be most likely effected by bad economy.. are workaholics (not all, but most). So they spend most of their life in the office.. when they spend most of their time in the office, they've got nowhere to rent out their frustration.. so they release on their workers.. then workers also stress.. And so when every1 is stressed, no1 can do their work properly --> even worst economy.

And when stressed husband comes home stressed.. they make the housewife.. housewife stress --> release tension in shopping center --> inflation

And when housewife spends too much shopping.. little boy at home dun get to buy textbook and pencil coz all money gone into shoes and handbags --> education level decrease --> future generation of the country increase stupidity --> damage economy.

Then when every1 no money.. desperate edi.. ppl start doing illegal stuff. Then police come.. but its ok.. coz police understands that sharing is caring.. so some of them join in --> corruption increase --> crime rate increase -> economy decrease.

So you see.. its a vicious cycle.. once economy gets bad.. it'll get worse.

But no matter what you do.. dont stress!.. not good.

=)

"Holidays"

Sem 3 was hell.. it was basically 14 weeks of non-stop study action.. and another 4-5 weeks of intense study.. nothing but eat-sleep-study..
After some seriously hard work and serious effort i finished the exam knowing that i'll most likely flunk a minimum of 1 paper.
Flunk EOS paper wehy.. sure emo la.. but nvm.. got over it in few days.. then holidays started.. YAY !! (or so i thought)..
After hard effort and depressing papers.. whats next was a freaking boring holiday..
If you read some ppl's blog, u'll see how so many of them say "work hard and u'll be rewarded"... well, thats true to a certain extend.. work hard and i was rewarded with 16 hours of sleep a day, lotsa stoneing at home.. and basically nothing to do other than dota.. and occasionally.. i would go to some ppl's house... and dota again.. WEEE =)..

sounds like fun.. and then results would be out in 7 days time.. which means resit starts in 11 days..

So much for a great sem3 holiday..

And the fact that i havent seen much of daylight or any other humans has coz my sense of humour to drop and communication skill to depreciate..

Just like what some1 told me:
Life is as stagnant as it gets.
Not meeting new ppl,
Not learning new things,
Not experiencing new things,
Not moving,
Not growing..

What a wonderfull holiday..

Eos ended..

so.. EOS ended.. there was supposed to be a big hurray-yippe-ka-yay...
well.. tuesday to thursday was fun.. todays friday.. and the very fact i've got time to sleep for a total of 16 hours and time to blog means sumthings wrong..

anyway..
Happy hols to every1 and hope to see all of b107 in sem 4 together.. =)

Chronology of EOS exam.

Day 1 : Natural Products -- A pure insult of intelect.. a real test of luck !
Day 2 : Drug Metabolism -- Heaven or hell, never earth.
Day 3 : Pharmaceutics -- A day of light during an age of darkness.
Day 4 : Renal -- I should survive
Day 5 : Microbiology -- This time around... im going down
Day 6 : Respi system -- Most likely a goner
Day 7 : Pharm anal -- RM500 prepared..

~~Time to think of alternative courses!~~ (mayb bussiness, mayb char kueh teow, roti canai maker is out of the question..)

Monday 10-11-2008... The end is near !

Sem 3 eos.. starts monday(tmr).
i'll be going for the paper like a guilty man going for execution..
Fools.. i dont WANNA die.. i just feel death coming..
even if i'd die.. i'd wanna go out with something big.. like a meteor strike or a nuke bomb detonation.. That way i can bring along all my frens~~ =)
Then mayb we could have a 'victims of incident 10-11 (instead of 9-11)memorial club'..
But shit.. tmr is most likely gonna be a fu*king bad day to die.. worst of, im gonna die in the hands of papers.. F*cK.. PAPERs? sHIT... nooo... but owh well, whatevers gotta happens is gonna happen.

To B107 classmates:
Then again.. I can change that.. You can change that.. WE, can make a difference.
All we need to do is stand as one.. be brave when the moment comes.. do what we NEED to do, as we all know it is the right thing to do..

Because when we are 1.. even a nuclear missile will diverge from its path.. even the evil papers of Natural Products, Drug meta, Microbiology and Pharmaceutical Analysis can do nothing to us..

All we need to do when the time comes.. is remember what i say.. do the right thing TOGETHER
And the right thing to do...............................
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is HAND IN A BLANK PAPER, TOGETHER ! =)

Andrew's guide to Death, Euthanasia, Murder and Suicide.

Its the time of the year again.. time to study, time to get stressed out, time to feel retarded, time to feel frustrated.... time to feel like dying.

Being an Andrew.. i cant teach you how to study.. cant teach you how to destress, can make you feel more retarded, can make you feel frustrated... but one thing i can guide you.. is how to die.. :p

So.. Based on what i have studied, heard, read and guessed.. heres a list of ways to die.. starting from easiest(fastest/painless) to most brutal and horrifying.

1. CO poisoning - first option is by inhaling a canister of CO gas which i do not know how u can possibly get ur hands on.. Second option is by sleeping in your car overnight. You wouldnt even know ur dead till u see the bright light and a dude in white comes to you and says "hey.. ur officially dead". Fast, painless, easy... but u gotta have a car    :-p

2. Overdose of drugs of abuse - morphine and other opiates would be best option.. u get respiratory depration.. if u take a significantly high dose.. u succesfully die.. but ur high while u die.. so its ok   =)

3. Alcohol abuse - drunk driving: enough said.. just make sure theres a cliff nearby, and no police nearby.. otherwise u might end up in jail.. or hospital.. ur whole life.. and u'd wish u've taken options 1 or 2 instead.

4. Hallucinogens ie- mescaline, LSD - lock yourself in a room. throw keys away.. put knife in room --> mission accomplish. Or you can stand on the rooftop of vista tower.. consume drug --> mission accomplish. **LSD tho being more effective than mescaline might result in 'living nightmares'... so i think use mescaline better.

5. Air emboli - just take a syringe.. inject air, settle. Cheap. Slow. Painful. (but wiki says u need 40ml of air..)

6. Just jump into a cliff  - Fast (varied depending on height of cliff), Cheap (actually free), but the last moment of ur life could be ur worst and most terifying... worth it? you decide.

7. Eat Satay everyday  - Slooooooooooooowww... but confirms you a death by cancer in 40 -50 years to come[benzo(a)pyrene i think] [dont shoot me if wrong].. and must eat satay everyday..

8. Drive car very fast or very sloooow - Drive fast.. accident = die/paralyze/pay people lotsa money. Drive car very slow more effective... people overtake you, stop in front of you.. beat you till you die.. =)

9. Cut wrist - slow.. bloody.. ugly.. become ghost also dam horrifying. But lotsa emo movie use this way went the guy leave the girl.. so should be effective in dying la.

10 From the NUX VOMICA ALKALOIDS..(even the name also u know must be some bad guy) -- strychnine -> with sufficient quantity.. causes muscle convulsants. all ur muscles are gonna contract until u die of suffocation or u die coz of lack of energy.. Slow.. Pain.. Sad.. DRAMA !. 

11. Dont study for EOS -- ENOUGH SAID.

**Though im writing this bullshit guide.. theres a few things i wanna declare:
1. im not responsible for the death of enthusiastic ppl.

2. ppl from many walks of life read this blog.. ranging from arts students, random unknown ppl, first class students and professors with degrees and Ph.Ds who are bloody smart and knowledgable.. so dont blast me if i write sumthing non-factual or of false-fact.

3. If you feel like dying.. Just dont.


~~HAPPY STUDYING~~