Travelling cost..

Car installment - RM 1100/month
Toll - RM132/month
Petrol - RM200/month
License to speed - RM300

Pleasure of being stopped by police - PRICELESS

Just another new semester...

Hmmm... so its a new semester... again...
The same old first day overview scare tactic and 'you-must-start-studying-right-now-or-you-die-for-sure' motivation talk.

Well, bullshit aside, sem 5 seems like the workload, contact hours, practicals and everything else sorta 'reduced' a little. But looking carefully at the scenario, you'd realize wat's the core difference between sem 5 and other semesters:

In the lower semesters, you get thrown into a sea of sharks, but your leg is tied to a speed boat and you are dragged along. Here in semester 5, you get thrown into a sea of sharks (fullstop). You're supposed to swim as fast as if you were draged by a speedboat.. but most likely you'd tend to chill... and get eaten by sharks. Yay!

So yea... theres no such thing as "LESS STRESS" in Bpharm. So dont start rejoicing when some lecturers say less portfolio.

Owh well.. just like some old men suffering from erectile dysfunction whereby they fail to get excited by women..
I guess i've gone through too many semesters in Bpharm i think i have a condition i would call as Bpharm dysfunction (BD).. whereby the phrase 'Stress' no longers makes me go panic and depressed. Lecturers come in and describe the 'toughness' of sem 5.. but all i can say is:
'Owh...... ok'

So anyway.. welcome back to hell fellow Bpharmers..

End of boredom.. Start of lethargy.

FIVE weeks of holiday. The first week was a blast, the second was relaxing, the third was boring.. the fourth made me almost die... but owh well.. at least it ended with a fantastic week 5.

Honestly holidays was overall boring other than the part where there are trips here and trips there. Its not like i'd really like to have a lot to do, such as study for resit examinations, but hols are SUPPOSED to be more fun filled than home-stoning.

So now holiday ends and dilemma begins. Holidays are carefree.. but totally boring.. Bpharm throws a tonne of workload, but at least theres never a window of opportunity to use the phrase "Bored". So... which is better?
LoL.. but why the hell even bother about comparing which is better than which coz its not like we can choose to extend our holidays or not.. unless you delibrately flunk ur exam.. then you get a perma-holiday.

Hmmmm... whatever.. Welcome to sem 5 fellow Bpharmers..
Enjoy ur 14(or 15 or 16) weeks of doom.

The Devil's Game..

Its almost 4am in the morning and i've been rolling on my bed for the pass 1 hour.. why? because "The Devil's Game" has gotten into me..
So let me explain what is the devil's game.. its a simple game that looks so innocent at first sight, but the more you play it, the more addicted you become, and the more addicted you become, the more you think about it, and the more you think about it, the more it screws with ur brain..
It really works like the devil, it mind fucks you to such an extend that you'll be thinking about how to match jewels every moment and you'll even see jewels when you close your eye. Bit by bit, it'll kill you.. from inside-out.

So.. what is the devil's game? Behold--BEJEWELLED


The objective of the game is to match 3 or more jewels together.. and what is the significance of the number '3'? its half of 6, the devil's number.

You might wanna try this cursed game.. but you have been warned.. the more you match, the closer you get to hell.. I'm already half-way there.. i think i need some 'Holy Game' or something to purify my brain.. crap..

Basic theories and truths about two idiots known as 'Fate' and 'Destiny'..

Ok.. so lets take a look at the word 'Fate' and 'Destiny'.. Many ignorant assholes think that hard work can change everything. These people are called 'NAIVE' kids.

Heres the truth:
Everything we do and its outcome is already dictated by two things.. One is Fate, the other is Destiny.
So now you must be wandering what is the bloody difference between Fate and Destiny.

Let me explain:
Fate is when an idiot is born retarded and is too lazy to put in effort hence he fails. Such a condition is known as the action of Fate. Ie - the sucker is fated to fail

Destiny, is when an idiot works his ass off... and then fails. Such a condition is known as: Destined to fail.. Ie - the sucker is Destined to fail, no matter what he does.. he'll still fail

Conclusion:
So.. since tmr is results day.. and so many people are scared shit of either failing or only getting their A-... just think back on what i said.. theres seriously no point in being worried AT ALL..

If you didnt work hard enough... LoL--> too bad la.. if you fail, it just means its Fate =)

If you fail... but you know that you've worked you're ass off.. LoL--> too bad la.. its Destiny =)


So every1... please.. just chillax!..
No matter what happens, blame it on Fate/Destiny =)

When luck decides to fu*k you up..

OK.. so here goes.. If Luck was impersonated.. it would be an ugly looking bast*rd that freaking hates me for no apparent reason. They say bad luck strikes three times.. And it really did. So lets look at the chain of unlucky events related to me unfolding one by one..

Bad Luck #1 :
Car smashed.. first time in my life i illegal parked.. my car got freaking smashed.. not scratched.. i mean S M A S H E D . (check out the post below for pics. And worst off.. it had to happen while i was having my freaking E O S.. not class test.. it was END OF SEMESTER JUST-DO-AND-DIE-ANYWAY examination. The car crash alone was already bad enough.. but NO.. 'LUCK' thinks that he wants more whip cream on his starbucks..

Bad luck #2:
Went to langkawi... felt the sun, felt the sea and felt the agony of having my phone's LCD CRACK.. how screwed up is that? Coincidentally.. i put my phone at the bottom of my bag.. and my bag coincidentally droped.. so im stuck with no phone for the next 2 weeks..

Bad luck #3:
When i sent my phone for repair.. the dude asked me to keep the stuff like my sim card, memory card and my battery.. etc-etc. So yahoo... i kept everything in a separate plastic bag while i kept my sim card in my wallet together with my coins.. so i guess the coins scratched my sim card beyond recognition.. YAY.. MY SIM CARD SPOILED.. Though i have a replacement sim card now but i still cant call out within the next 2 weeks even if i have a spare phone coz i have no numbers..

Conclusion:
If 'Luck' was a person.. and if that person was reading my blog right now.. I'd dedicate the following picture specially for that bastard:

A dramatic EOS examination.

Ahh.. finally eos end.. 5 damn long weeks.. lack of sleep, lack of nutrition, lack of emotion, lack of entertainment.. excess of knowledge. Yeap.. thats what Bpharm is all about, expecially when EOS approaches.

Well, though it might seem that this 5 weeks were full of shit.. but it was actually kinda dramatic.

To start of the drama.. i went to the ball with 2 great people.. had lotsa fun. Was a really enjoyable and memorable night.. should be studying tho.. ;p


Then life continued monotonously for the next 2 weeks.. studying like mindless idiots..
One fine sunday.. while studying at starbucks.. had a bunch of peeps celebrate my b'day for me. Was very nice and thoughtful of them.. love the baloons.. the ice-cream.. everything. Thx a lot ppl!!... i smile whenever i see the balloons hanging in my room =)




So exam started with my b'day on the first day of bloody EOS.. all was not too bad.. Until i overslept the night before pharm anal.. Feeling hopeless and guilty.. i left early to uni to study.. but the hilltop parking was close. So i illegal parked for one day. And my car got crashed and rammed into the pole..
Once again.. thx to all you people for the emotional support.. i'd stone to death otherwise..


Things continued to move on.. friday's skill developement was supposed to be a walk in the park.. but crap.. anxiety shot my blood to the brain.. what a bad headache to end my EOS with..

But other than that.. this exam.. feels like watching a drama movie..
and now that exam is over... I MISS MY CAR !!!!!!
and i dont even know how 2 write a blog post anymore..
Owh well... happy holidays to every1.. this time.. like all others.. it is a well deserved holiday, so enjoy till your hearts content :D