Signs and symptoms of a Bpharmer..

So here i am stoning in the e-lab (used to be cyber cafe) of IMU.. and i realised that Bpharmers suffer from this condition known as Bpharm-o-nism

Here are a few signs and symptoms of this condition:
1. Have round circles of dark discolouration under eyelids aka big eyebags / panda eyes
2. High tendency of being labeled 'Fuking Lanci'
3. Walk around with severe lack of motivation to lift up the foot to make the next step (lethargy)

4. Constantly complains about stress, tension, excess work and lack of life.

5. Topics of conversation only revolve around Drug metabolism, Natural products, portfolios, datelines and ... once in a while... JAV(applicable to guys staying in vista C and B only).

6. Often seen mumbling to themselves about certain chemical/drug reaction

So... if you fullfill at least 4 out of these 6 criterias... my dear condolences, you are suffering from terminal Bpharm-o-nism.. Pls seek stress management therapy.
~Cheers~