Dota..

Some people say dota is a stupid game.. small kids play it.. waste of time.
Worst off.. they also say it makes ppl anti-social.

Let me tell you something.. Dota is like a universal drug that can practically cure anything.

i) If hungry and no food --> play dota

ii)Emo coz fail exam --> play dota (side effect of excess dota in this situation is failing again)

iii) Emo coz girlfren leave you --> play dota (probably thats the reason she left)

iv) Pain due to infection on the leg (like Soon Yang) --> play dota (more effective than Aspirin)

v) Stresful lives of Bpharm --> play dota

vi) Want to learn new chinese vulgar words --> play dota online

vii) bored and nothing to do during holidays --> play dota


Wow.. see? Dota is such a fantastic (and addictive) drug.. I hope to see this drug in the next version of BNF.. but its very important to state the sub-addictive therapeutic dose.