B107 animal kingdom...

Here in IMU, a persons' true nature is hidden thoroughly by a thick layer of formality and professionalism that acts like a shield. It is only through strong bonds and friendships that these thicks shields are removed and a person's true animal instinct is revealed.

So.. here in B107, it took me 2 years before some people could reveal their animal nature..

The MOST significant one being Tortoise Ng.

With the speed of a tortoise, he waits till its almost time to leave the dinner-place.. then he shouts out loud "OWWWHHHHH.. I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE ALREADY !!"
And with the steadiness of a tortoise.. he'll continue with the phrase "not bad ah.. i can understand quite fast already"

Another significant member of the animal kingdom is Hamster Koh.

Emos like a hamster.. runs like a hamster.. smiles like a hamster.. looks like a hamster..
IS A HAMSTER..

Apart from animal instincts.. some also have a killer instinct... but its more of SELECTIVE killer instinct..
Most of the time however, this killer gets killed by others, but in the presence of the likes of me... the killer instincts become predominant. This person is SNIPER CHONG.

When im nearby.. this sniper will camp at one place.. the moment she gets the slightest chance.. a headshot will be made. NO ESPCAPE. Mayb coz im tall... so my head sticks out very obviously.. thats why im the only target of this sniper..

Say NO to Tulan V3.0 !

Say NO to Tulan V3.0 ----> Vote for Alicia as SRC IT rep. !!

~Cheers~

Tulan.. V 2.0

Sem 4 very stress.. got 5 portfolio.. spent several sleepless days and nights to finish it.. had to do some portfolios 3 times.. but THATS OK!.. coz i still completed everything in the given time.

So.. monday morning.. submission of portfolio.. very gan cheong.. coz finally get to print out my hard work.. (here is where the tulan parts start)

Tulan - part 1
Early - early morning go library computer. Press Ctrl + P to print it out.. printed some portfolios out.. then suddenly stop printing.. why?-- coz "out of credit"

why out of credit?
Coz the last page of my word document got hyperlink.. go end up all 3 pages considered as 'colour'... Si Beh tulan..

Then nvm.. Ms. Yeoh help me print out the remaining ones.


Tulan - Part 2
After finishing presentation, Mogan help me sent print job from E-lab 1 to libr. So i went back to libr and waited for 5 - 10 minutes for some1 to print probably a 5000 page document.. At probably page 3500, printer jam.. TULAN !!

So.. nvm..

Tulan - Part 3
At libr.. met some other fren.. asked him to help me print. Pluged in my thumbdrive.. Virus infect.. everything dissapear.. GENG + TULAAANNNNN !!!!

Tulan - Part 4
Nvm.. i go find other ppl that know how 2 kau tim this problem.. So Wei wen help me kau tim in Elab 3 and Wei ping offered to print. When about to print.. realised that e-lab 3 got no printer.

Tulan - part 5
Dunno which e-lab to print at. Elab 1 the printer is the most ciplak piece of shit i've ever seen.. It seems to have "Ink Diarrhea". Library printer - Jam. Left only e-lab 2.. which has my whole batch queing up. And that printer is such that other e-labs are not connected to it. So i've to go and sign into a computer there to print with that printer.. When i went in.. All computers taken up, except for 1.. so quickyly, i signed in. Waited for 5 minutes.. suddenly i get that sohai error that says "unable to connect with IMC tree" -- (computer rosak)

But nvm la.. finally after running here and there, managed to use other ppl's portfolio cover and print with other ppl's account..

Tulan - part 6
Wanted to send in softcopy.. but then my whole thumbdrive corrupt edi. So went to Helpdesk to retrieve wat i lost. Mana tau.. IT dude not around.. and i got the "please return at 6.00" luckily i when i return at 5.45 the fella there edi..

So.. finally managed to send in everything.. Such a relieve.. What an annoyance.

Conclusion:
IMU can seriously be damn sohai. They give us such fu*king heavy workload. But thats ok. The very least IMU can do is to provide us sufficient WORKING computers that DO NOT HAVE FU*KING VIRUSES that invisiblelises word documents. And make sure the printers do not have diarrhea or constipation.

Tulan...

Ferredoxin was one of the topics included in the Med Chem portfolio..... enough said !

The origins of F.U.C.K.

This is a story i heard from my bro and not an Andrew original.. so im just sharing..

So.. first of all, back in the ancient English times, the word 'Fornication' was used to describe voluntary sexual intercourse, and such an act could only be performed when a men and a women have gotten the permission of the King to get married, whereby they would perform fornication on the night of marriage.

So on that night, they would put up a signboard on their home.. stating "Fornication Under Consent of King". Over time, people created an abreviation - FUCK

So when the townsfolk asked newly wed couples what were they doing the night before?

Their answer - "We were FUCKing" (Fornicating under consent of King)