Here in IMU, a persons' true nature is hidden thoroughly by a thick layer of formality and professionalism that acts like a shield. It is only through strong bonds and friendships that these thicks shields are removed and a person's true animal instinct is revealed.
So.. here in B107, it took me 2 years before some people could reveal their animal nature..
The MOST significant one being Tortoise Ng.
With the speed of a tortoise, he waits till its almost time to leave the dinner-place.. then he shouts out loud "OWWWHHHHH.. I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE ALREADY !!"
And with the steadiness of a tortoise.. he'll continue with the phrase "not bad ah.. i can understand quite fast already"
Another significant member of the animal kingdom is Hamster Koh.
Emos like a hamster.. runs like a hamster.. smiles like a hamster.. looks like a hamster..
IS A HAMSTER..
Apart from animal instincts.. some also have a killer instinct... but its more of SELECTIVE killer instinct..
Most of the time however, this killer gets killed by others, but in the presence of the likes of me... the killer instincts become predominant. This person is SNIPER CHONG.
When im nearby.. this sniper will camp at one place.. the moment she gets the slightest chance.. a headshot will be made. NO ESPCAPE. Mayb coz im tall... so my head sticks out very obviously.. thats why im the only target of this sniper..
5 comments:
u're unbelievable... LOL!!! anyway... u'll b shot by sniper chong when she sees this... n i wud love 2 c how slow will the tortoise react... n.... my face doesnt look like a hamster.. at least that one doesnt look like one... =p
i reacted fast.. even before sniper chong has the chance to snipe u.. haha... by the way.. andrew, i think u should polish your photoshop skills.. damn cacated look.... lol.....
its not photoshop la... its just paint.. i dont even have photoshop... and the cacated look is supposed to resemble the cacated person.. hmm david? ;p
hahaha love the michelle part! 100% accurate lol
i dun have photoshop la... and photoshop takes a long time to load..my caplang laptop very slow..
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