Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Signs and symptoms of a Bpharmer..

So here i am stoning in the e-lab (used to be cyber cafe) of IMU.. and i realised that Bpharmers suffer from this condition known as Bpharm-o-nism

Here are a few signs and symptoms of this condition:
1. Have round circles of dark discolouration under eyelids aka big eyebags / panda eyes
2. High tendency of being labeled 'Fuking Lanci'
3. Walk around with severe lack of motivation to lift up the foot to make the next step (lethargy)

4. Constantly complains about stress, tension, excess work and lack of life.

5. Topics of conversation only revolve around Drug metabolism, Natural products, portfolios, datelines and ... once in a while... JAV(applicable to guys staying in vista C and B only).

6. Often seen mumbling to themselves about certain chemical/drug reaction

So... if you fullfill at least 4 out of these 6 criterias... my dear condolences, you are suffering from terminal Bpharm-o-nism.. Pls seek stress management therapy.
~Cheers~

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Blogspot the retard..

So you saw the post before this... what do you think? i think it is LOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

And so this is what happen.. in an attemp to make me feel/look/act like a fool... blogspot.com has played a practical joke on me...
Heres the story:

i woke up at about 9 or 9.30... and decided to make a more 'down to earth' entry for once.. it took me longer than i expected.. and about 1 hour later(no kiddin) i finally completed wat i wanted to write.. it wasn't exactly easy expressing yourself in words u noe??

So just before i clicked 'publish post'... i decided to just preview it and see if there was any fault so theres no 'potong stim' moments.. And well, all was ok, no typo... so i clicked back.. and WATAFARK !!!!???  all that i wrote was gone??!!

then i check drafts.. and it only saved like half of what i wrote.. so like a fool... i had to think of wat i wrote and re-write it again... so potong stim.. so pissed..

So anyway.. good job and congratz to  BLOGSPOT.COM.... mission accomplised... you pissed the shit outta me..

A day of victory, joy, celebration... and UNITY !

It was friday 08.08.08 - Our Pharm A's volleyball match against Pharm B.. and also the GRAND OPENING OF THE BEIJING OLYMPICS !! So anyway.. Pharm A male's match started at 8.00 with Mr. Lim Kean Ping representing B107 along with several other Mpharm peeps. The match was a spectacular + exciting + exhausting even for audience as we came out with a hundred different kinds of cheers and shouted 25 times every game... sometimes more, because we didn't know that our team did not get the point (hardly any of us know the rules of volleyball)

Finally, at 9.00pm, Pharm A emerged as the victor scoring 2-0... it was truely an amazing sight seing all my batchmates cheering so loudly.  The atmosphere was almost like we won an Olympics game.

**to Mr. LKP : I told you this before, but i'll say it again.. Doesnt matter if you've played 3 games or 10 games or 100 games, one thing i know for sure, you did 1 hell of a good job out there.. and you sure made the very fact that we are B107 students something to shout and cheer about.

So... celebration of our victory didnt last too long as every1 quickly dispersed and sprint up to the student lounge to watch the Olympics (including the man of the day.. LKP) The student lounge was packed full to the brim with about 40-50 ppl (20-30 of which consist of B107s). Every1 was in amazement and awe as they watched the olympics.. which was indeed magnificent, and wat JN terms "fantabulous". (too bad she herself didnt get to watch it.. awww)

Then after a while.. the boring part of the show started where the athletes from various countries paraded. But that was when the fun part of the night begun.. somehow, we decided to start playing pool, foos and darts..  we played and shouted like drunken sailors reaching shore the whole night long and probably made the other ppl in the student lounge look at us like 'satu macam'.

It was only after a while that me and LKP decided to breath some fresh air and grab a drink coz we tabole tahan the hot and stuffy condition inside that 40 pax packed oven.

Sitting outside the lounge, i could hear them shout and scream like damn barbarians.. But from that point of view.. i noticed something...

Things aren't the same as it was 1 year ago.
A year ago, we were strangers...
Right now, i'll say this from the bottom of my heart that i truely think we've become more like 1 big family. 

Looking at so many ppl gathered together sharing joy with each other just gives me a warm sense of joy i cannot explain in words.
And honestly, 1 year ago, when we were newborn babies in this new world, i never expected nor anticipated us to be like how we are right here, right now, today.

For who and how we are today, i think every1 contributed their fair share, but 2 ppl deserves the most credit : PANG TSEN  and KEAN PING.
I'll sincely say that these 2 ppl have gone the extra mile to see an extra person turn up for any event. They are the people who brought 107 individuals(sorry if the digits aint right) who are strangers to one another into wat i would now call as the B107 FAMILY.. For all that and much-much more, i salute you both..

Finally, just a lil msg to all fellow B107 batchmates:
Life is a hard and difficult journey especially for all us, but to think that we're all carrying a very heavy burden on our backs, yet not forget to look around and take time to realise the little more beautiful aspects of life that make our days a little brighter, i think every1 of us has done a great job worth mentioning..
We've come a long way since the first time we've all met, so lets just finish this shit together and in 2 years to come.. lets all emerge as graduating BPharmers !! 
and one fine day, not today, not tomorrow, but several years to come. We shall all be able to look back upon these days and tell the story of not just ourselves, but the people around us, and how each and every1 of them left their marks on our hearts...    =)

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Grading for BPHARM students...

Below is a grading system for Bpharm students showing what every range of marks u get in an exam actually means:

0          :  Change course pls...
1 - 49  :  Tough luck this time, dont worry, dont give up, life is hard but try harder next time.

50 - 60 : WOW..   you passed.. this calls for a GRAND CELEBRATION !!!.. keep up the good work

61 - 70 : FANTASTIC JOB, you must have worked really hard and your efforts paid off.

71 - 80 : Are you related to Albert Einstein?

81 - 90 : 1 word to describe it all - PERFECT

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91 - 100 : Pls do yourself a favour...  GET A LIFE !!!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

ANGRY vs EMO vs LANCI vs ...just plain sleepy

So.. im sure if you read the last few posts, you would know im taking this sadistic course known as none other than BPHARM.

We have all the shit in the world thrown at us just to ensure that we loose interest in our soon-to-be-if-we-dont-die-yet profession. Life is tough, but im trying my best to keep to my own word and pull through this...

Here's the problem.. in an attempt to live up to the expectations of my course, i've compromised lots of my sleeping time. Its not like i really love to sleep for a grand total of 4-5 hours everyday but i just have to compromise...
and when i go to uni being half asleep, here are the following statements that come along every word of 'hello'  :

i) PT : eh.. u very emo ah today?... u ok ah?

ii) MgR : eh.. why so moodless ah lately?

iii) Mich : you always also look like so angry waaaannn...

iv) ter' ren-ce : hey dude.. according to some frens of mine they said you're damn lanci mann.. but its ok dude.. hahahaha.. its cool k... hahahaha... so chill out mann..

So this is the sorta stuff ppl tell me when im in uni and im half asleep... takes me another half day to get back home.. be a lil more awake.. and to comprehend that i look like a zombie (thanks to Bpharm)..

So here's the take-home msg from this post:   
I AM SLEEEEPPYYY !!!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Forget TURBO, NOS and SUPERCHARGERS !!

So here's a story of what happened to me ytd.
It was about 8pm when i came back from pc fair with ben ytd, and i was driving back to subang on the federal. So the right lane was quite smooth hence i changed laned and was driving at a constant 100kmph. all was nice and mood in the car was jolly.

Suddenly all hell broke loose when one b!tch of a thing driving a white wira just stoped for no apparent fu*king reason. The car behind the b!tch managed to stop in time but the 3 other cars behind were of a smaller gap and every other car after that had to press their brakes to the full end.. i knew this coz i could hear the multiple tyres screeching.

Immediately, ben shouted and called me to stoped... Moving at a speed of 80 or 90, i had just 100meters or less to come to FULL STOP.
thanks to fast reflex of both me and ben(not joking, not bragging), i pulled my gear all the way down to 1 and slammed the brakes, while ben pulled up my handbrakes and i moved my car a little to the left hence avoiding the car in front of me by a few inches.
It was seriously just a matter of inches !!

I am not kidding when i tell you that i almost crashed into a car in front of me..
and thankfully, there was no car behind me.

My car skidded, swerved and almost totally crashed.. im really glad and thankfull to everything.. the coincidence, the reaction, the luck... but not the noob driver who wants to speed with a 95" wira without knowing how 2 drive.

So.. after deep and long thought, i'd just say this.. forget the turbo, forget the nos, forget the turbochargers.. and forget about everything else that helps get ur car move from 0 - 100kmph in 3.5seconds..
If you have enough money.. invest in something that'll help slow your car from 100 - 0 kmph in 3.5 seconds instead.. it'll probably save your life one day !

PC FAIR..

So.. as you know.. 2-3 times a year, PIKOM organise wat is known as THE PIKOM PC FAIR.. !!
ok.. so this event is a great event that is aimed to allow the general public to inhale the thick and foul sweat smell of ppl from different ethnic races, sizes and attire..

Jokes aside.. i was there with bennete and we bought quite lotsa stuff there..

Things that i bought:
1. KingMax 2gb Super Stick  - RM25
2. KingMax 8gb micro SD  - RM100
3. Sonic Gear Earpump - RM45

Total - RM170 in 5 hours..


This is the thumbdrive i bought.. looks exactly like a piece of stick and is barely 2 mm thick... coolness..

 
 

This is a dinosaur looking thingy thats able to react to the environment.. Example: u put ur hand near it, it'll move towards ur hand.. put ur finger near the mouth, it'll automatically bite it.. uber cool... Would've bought it if there was a 95% discount..
This lil thing cost RM1000++