ID pls..

THIS.. is a picture of a pharmaceutical suppository... it get inserted into ASSES....whenever oral route is not applicable. 

In the process of bringing you a glimse of how a suppository looks like while waiting and sitting aimlessly for 20 minutes... i heard sumthing..  "blah-blah-practical-blah-blah-pls.. ok?... blah-blah-blah..... ID PLS". Then i go like 'huh...owhkaaaaay???'...
then i heard one of the only full sentences i could understand--> "This is not in coherance with the objectives of the practical.. ID PLS.." Next thing i know, im forced to write my ID under some retarded category of 'dirty sink'..!!!!!  
~~OWNAGE~~

SO.. enjoy this 2 pictures, frame it if you want to... it cost me 5 marks for not 'following the objectives of the experiment'.

And for all students who have not yet written their practical reports, mayb you would wanna play safe and add in an additional 'objective' in ur practical report... or else, you might hear the phrase "ID pls"

Objective no.1 -  to learn how suppositories are made
Objective no.2 - to learn how to effectively clean all glass wares, sinks, oily tables, etc-etc.
Objective no.3 - to learn how to effectively avoid mobile landmines(1 wrong move .. YOU DIE) by travelling from 1 lab to another.
Objective no.4 - to maintain calm and cool when someone(could be a patient you encounter in the near future) walks beside you and says "ID pls"

SO.. enjoy ur practicals.. 
and REMEMBER... keep the objectives and the ADDITIONAL objectives in mind  =)

Ps: (Just in case)

Objective of blog post:
1. To instill public awareness on the how much is 2 photos of a suppository worth.

Something is wrong...

Im feeling weird.. this is weird.. this is wrong.
Not stressed, not tensed, not urged.. Is this real? It definitely is not right..
Something is very wrong. Mayb i saw the timetable wrongly?Mayb sumthing im missing? But why is this happening? I feel lost... i feel stuck in a time void.. nothing seems to move... i feel free, but the semester has not ended.. this should not be happening.. 'free' should not even exist...
Mayb its some kinda conspiracy ?or mayb its a form of trickery? most likely just a missing page on the timetable.
Somebody please tell me.....
What is wrong..... ??

The Bpharm philosophy of studying..

The brain.. is a wonderful thing.. we use it to learn, to understand, to interpret... and most importantly for pharmacy students in Bpharm.. to MEMORISE.

The brain is like a cup.. it's capability to remember things being its depth, water that is being filled into the cup is like the knowledge we learn from our everyday lifes.

Here in IMU, we get lots and lots of water.. a little too much water. Not coz they feed us with lots and lots of water.. not coz they drown us in the sea, but because they lift up the whole Pacific ocean then gush it right down on us like a tsunami expecting the little cup to hold up the entire ocean.  But thats ok coz men are used to the salty wet sea water..

So wat im trying to say is:
love your cup, love your brain..  
its difficult(or impposible) to  remember just about every single thing you studied..
Fill up your brain with as much kidney juice as possible then thats enough, anything added over the limit only spills out.
"If its not meant to be, it wont be"  - Dont push the limits to hard!

to all B107 coursemates:~Chillout and all the best  for monday's renal class test~

IMU's scheme of self destruction...

(2 years after posting this posts.. many things have changed, please refer to this link for IMU of today: http://andrewlum.blogspot.com/2010/01/before-and-now-beautiful-life-in-imu.html)


So right now im in the middle of the most hectic week of probably the most hectic semester(that i've ever been thru). So i cant help but wander why is IMU treating ONLY BPharm students like they're shit meant to die in the most misserable way..
I mean, think about it..portfolio submision due on friday, extempo class test on friday, monday renal test, tuesday 2-3 reports to be submitted in 1 day, wednesday hospital attachment, thursday pharmaceutics class test, friday pharm analysis workshop... who the heck survives this?

If you wanna think positively :
IMU does this so as to create future pharmacist capable of enduring and handling all situations and possible scenarios that could be encountered in the future. By doing so... encreasing the rating for IMU-born pharmacist in the market hence increasing IMU's creadibility hence resulting in more students joining them in the future hence resulting in higher income output...

Now look at the real case scenario:
Once we graduate of IMU in (assuming we make it out in the minimum required time of 2.5 more years).. we would probably forget 50 - 80% of everything we've already learnt.. but thats ok.. coz we probably only need 5% of wat we're learning.. but on the other hand, we'd probably have health complications such as depression, insomnia, diabetes, caffein toxicity, and mayb even insanity.. hence resulting in a drop in Bpharm rating.
And then lets not forget to take into account the unhappy-students factor whereby we would instantly discourage any acquintance, fren, family member or newb at the interview room from taking up Bpharm coz its more of a suicide attempt than anything else. 
Then we also have to take into account the fact that the course is so hard ppl might get kicked out or just die halfway in the middle of the course resulting in another further reduction of Bpharm rating hence reducing  IMU's profit.

So all in all wat IMU is doing with the Bpharm curriculum is more like a suicide attempt to reduce Bpharm students from year-to-year hence resulting in a reduction in net profit from students.. if my statements are right, IMU created the Bpharm course just so it'll be shut down in a few years to come..

Heres sumthing that makes me a little curious...
B104 started with (if im not mistaken) approx 80 students.
B106 had about 100
B107 has 110
b108 has 140

Conclusion: The world today is retarded..

The Subang way of life.

So one fine day.. i realised that theres sumthing in common with subanganites... its sumthing so distinct you can just tell that some1 is from subang.

so here it goes..

First of all.. in accordance to the Subang way of life, one must always lanci with all his might and ability. Never be modest and also elaborate ur capabilities to every1. Let it be a long finger or a shinnier hair, mayb a bigger wallet or a heavier lunch u ate... everything and anything at all that is positively skewed is worth boasting,  so boast about it and do it proudly and loudly.

And when some1 gives you a compliment.. dont go around saying things like 'no la.. no la..' whether thecompliment is true or not, just say sumthing like "o yea.. thx for stating the obvious.. i actually have not even released 1/4 of my true potential.. but thx anyway for complimenting the obvious"..... that.. is the Subang way of accepting compliments.

Then theres this thing about sports.. Subang ppl tend to be better at sports not requiring dramatic movement, ie:DOtA, Pool, Darts, Foosball. If you see a pro basketball or football player or any other pro of any other sports requiring fast movements, he's probably not from Subang.. (most likely from sabah/sarawak/terrenganu, where they get training from chasing wild boars and running from mad dogs) Here in Subang, the only thing ppl need to run away from are angry mums holding rotans..

Finally, take note of the way Subanganites do things.. its sumthing called 'attitude'. Subanganites dont really care much about anything. The only thing they care about is looks and the 'cosmetic' side of everything.. 
example:
i) playing basketball - who gives a shit if you get the ball thru the hole and score a point..  so marking your teammate is OK, hogging the ball when you are surrounded by another 5 players is also OK. If the referee blows the whistle, throw the ball right into his face, the crowd might applaud. What counts is that you look good bouncing that shit.. the score? to hell with it!

ii) cars - When would any1 actually need to drive a car at it's max speed of 320 kmph? in fact, its more important to drive the car slowly then rev the engine car loudly without making the car move fast to give sufficient time for ppl to glance at the car and wonder which make it is.

iii) exercising/working out - How heavy you lift and how good your stamina counts for nuts ! wats important it that those biceps fit into an XXL shirt.. after that, its ok if the max weight it can carry is a bowl of taufu.

From this you can tell that Subanganites are all about the looks. You never have to actually be good at anything.. you just need to LOOK like ur good at it.. its OK to suck after that. 

Today..

It's been a while since the last time i wrote anything.. so im gonna write sumthing about today.

Today is an interesting day. It is nothing like the normal boring,tiring and depressing days.

Today is special... the only way to actually describe this day is to actually live thru it in my shoes.. thats impposible tho. 

But written down in words, i would describe today as "The shit-ty-iest pathetic stupid chain of retarded events that exceeds the normal threshold of depression beyond limitations by far surpassing the shit endured during routine days"....

Hence it is extraodinary, so it is special... deserving appreciation.
Appreciate the moment, appreciate the shit, appreciate today...

~Cheers~