How to concentrate

EOS coming... you gotta sit down and focus on studies!!
here are a few tips on how to sit down and focus:

1. TFK so dam a lot until no energy to move around.. so u'll end up sitting down

2. Chain ur legs to a chair then lock with padlock. Call mum/dad/fren to remove padlock only after 5 hours. Warning, if mum/dad/fren went out: may result in roasted human if suddenly 'fo chuk'(fire) and may result in pants being wet if tabole tahan urine.

3. Learn to build interest in a particular subject

4. Uninstall DOtA.

5. Study with the computer off.

6. If unable to perform tip no.5, use this wallpaper for ur computer:

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7. Delete all porn in computer.. (dont bother backing up for post EOS use.. BF, KP + gang sure got a lot of supply)

8. Try not to study with music

9. If tip no.8 cannot be executed.. listen to musics like Vivaldi's 'Four seasons'; Mozart's Sonatas and Maksim's croatian rhapsody..  (linkin park, my chemical romance and other various head bangers dont count)

10. Understand that the best environment to study is still the library

11. Don't do group discussions if it ends up as group chit-chat

12. If group chit-chats must happen, spend 1 full day just talking all the shit u wanna talk.. got problem just say.. got rumour just spread.. got gossip just talk.. GOT TIP PLS SHARE !!!

13. Stop reading this and get back to your work.


**updated:
14. Start with something that doesnt make you go into a state of emotional helplessness ie: dont start of by studying pharmaceutical analysis.