World terrorism... (WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS LOTS OF THEORIES)

When you talk about terrorism.. we think Al-Qaeda, Osama bin laden... Well, yea.. those bastards are some bad shit.

But say hello to a new era of GLOBAL TERRORISM.. where guns are not used, bombs are not used, and war is not even declared, say hello to CHINA and their MELAMINE products !!

Yea.. well.. if you thought that China was only in a developing stage, well , think again! their cheap tricks could easily wipe out mankind at global proportions. Melamine for starters.. Cyanide and anthrax could be next! 
You thought that North Koreans were bastards for making Nuclear Bombs. Well, China doesn't even need to do that.. they have Melamine. 
And yea.. u might think that they're innocent.. it was accidental.. or mayb just the fault of one or two cash-hungry bastards. But think of the scenario carefully.. they INTENTIONALLY put POISON into food, then export it out, GLOBALY. Then leave it on the shelves for a few years while it sucks global money. And when people start dying... all they do is get 1 dude to say "omg.. sorry, accidentally, i retire.. bye-bye"... and WOW !.. they're off the charge. 

So.. wat i wanna say.. is make frens with some Chinese ppl (no.. not chinese.. i mean big officials from China). Coz in just a matter of time. These bastards are gonna begin their next step for world domination.. They have planned it out for a long time.. well schemed and all events following a pre-determined paths..

Heres how i predict their course of action was, is and would be:
1. Pretend to be owh-so-pitiful.. lack of resource, high poverty rate.. etc-etc
2. Act desperate and provide cheap labour to attract foreign investors to set up manufacturing centers.
3. Act desperate and sell all China made products at super cheap prices to attract international buyers and comsumers..
4. Build good reputation for their products.
5. COMMENCE TESTING OF NEW WEAPON OF MASS ANNIHILATION - MELAMINE !!!

(schemes for the future)
6. R&D in undetectable chemical and biological poisons.
7. Full scale usage of poisons --> worldwide death and disease spread.
8. Unleash China's army.
9. WORLDWIDE DOMINATION !!

Well planned i would say.. requiring such long periods of time and such well strategised plans.. but from the results from their initial testing, and the extensive recall of my favourite cookies, chocs and cream biscuits.. it is clear that their plan is on the right track.

The future is near.. you have been warned.. their plans showing. Would their scheme for world domination succeed, would they leave our stomachs growning for some biscuits or would my theories simply be proven wrong.. only time will tell..

Ps: bloody hell... so hungry now.. nothing to eat..