Monday 10-11-2008... The end is near !

Sem 3 eos.. starts monday(tmr).
i'll be going for the paper like a guilty man going for execution..
Fools.. i dont WANNA die.. i just feel death coming..
even if i'd die.. i'd wanna go out with something big.. like a meteor strike or a nuke bomb detonation.. That way i can bring along all my frens~~ =)
Then mayb we could have a 'victims of incident 10-11 (instead of 9-11)memorial club'..
But shit.. tmr is most likely gonna be a fu*king bad day to die.. worst of, im gonna die in the hands of papers.. F*cK.. PAPERs? sHIT... nooo... but owh well, whatevers gotta happens is gonna happen.

To B107 classmates:
Then again.. I can change that.. You can change that.. WE, can make a difference.
All we need to do is stand as one.. be brave when the moment comes.. do what we NEED to do, as we all know it is the right thing to do..

Because when we are 1.. even a nuclear missile will diverge from its path.. even the evil papers of Natural Products, Drug meta, Microbiology and Pharmaceutical Analysis can do nothing to us..

All we need to do when the time comes.. is remember what i say.. do the right thing TOGETHER
And the right thing to do...............................
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is HAND IN A BLANK PAPER, TOGETHER ! =)

Andrew's guide to Death, Euthanasia, Murder and Suicide.

Its the time of the year again.. time to study, time to get stressed out, time to feel retarded, time to feel frustrated.... time to feel like dying.

Being an Andrew.. i cant teach you how to study.. cant teach you how to destress, can make you feel more retarded, can make you feel frustrated... but one thing i can guide you.. is how to die.. :p

So.. Based on what i have studied, heard, read and guessed.. heres a list of ways to die.. starting from easiest(fastest/painless) to most brutal and horrifying.

1. CO poisoning - first option is by inhaling a canister of CO gas which i do not know how u can possibly get ur hands on.. Second option is by sleeping in your car overnight. You wouldnt even know ur dead till u see the bright light and a dude in white comes to you and says "hey.. ur officially dead". Fast, painless, easy... but u gotta have a car    :-p

2. Overdose of drugs of abuse - morphine and other opiates would be best option.. u get respiratory depration.. if u take a significantly high dose.. u succesfully die.. but ur high while u die.. so its ok   =)

3. Alcohol abuse - drunk driving: enough said.. just make sure theres a cliff nearby, and no police nearby.. otherwise u might end up in jail.. or hospital.. ur whole life.. and u'd wish u've taken options 1 or 2 instead.

4. Hallucinogens ie- mescaline, LSD - lock yourself in a room. throw keys away.. put knife in room --> mission accomplish. Or you can stand on the rooftop of vista tower.. consume drug --> mission accomplish. **LSD tho being more effective than mescaline might result in 'living nightmares'... so i think use mescaline better.

5. Air emboli - just take a syringe.. inject air, settle. Cheap. Slow. Painful. (but wiki says u need 40ml of air..)

6. Just jump into a cliff  - Fast (varied depending on height of cliff), Cheap (actually free), but the last moment of ur life could be ur worst and most terifying... worth it? you decide.

7. Eat Satay everyday  - Slooooooooooooowww... but confirms you a death by cancer in 40 -50 years to come[benzo(a)pyrene i think] [dont shoot me if wrong].. and must eat satay everyday..

8. Drive car very fast or very sloooow - Drive fast.. accident = die/paralyze/pay people lotsa money. Drive car very slow more effective... people overtake you, stop in front of you.. beat you till you die.. =)

9. Cut wrist - slow.. bloody.. ugly.. become ghost also dam horrifying. But lotsa emo movie use this way went the guy leave the girl.. so should be effective in dying la.

10 From the NUX VOMICA ALKALOIDS..(even the name also u know must be some bad guy) -- strychnine -> with sufficient quantity.. causes muscle convulsants. all ur muscles are gonna contract until u die of suffocation or u die coz of lack of energy.. Slow.. Pain.. Sad.. DRAMA !. 

11. Dont study for EOS -- ENOUGH SAID.

**Though im writing this bullshit guide.. theres a few things i wanna declare:
1. im not responsible for the death of enthusiastic ppl.

2. ppl from many walks of life read this blog.. ranging from arts students, random unknown ppl, first class students and professors with degrees and Ph.Ds who are bloody smart and knowledgable.. so dont blast me if i write sumthing non-factual or of false-fact.

3. If you feel like dying.. Just dont.


~~HAPPY STUDYING~~

World terrorism... (WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS LOTS OF THEORIES)

When you talk about terrorism.. we think Al-Qaeda, Osama bin laden... Well, yea.. those bastards are some bad shit.

But say hello to a new era of GLOBAL TERRORISM.. where guns are not used, bombs are not used, and war is not even declared, say hello to CHINA and their MELAMINE products !!

Yea.. well.. if you thought that China was only in a developing stage, well , think again! their cheap tricks could easily wipe out mankind at global proportions. Melamine for starters.. Cyanide and anthrax could be next! 
You thought that North Koreans were bastards for making Nuclear Bombs. Well, China doesn't even need to do that.. they have Melamine. 
And yea.. u might think that they're innocent.. it was accidental.. or mayb just the fault of one or two cash-hungry bastards. But think of the scenario carefully.. they INTENTIONALLY put POISON into food, then export it out, GLOBALY. Then leave it on the shelves for a few years while it sucks global money. And when people start dying... all they do is get 1 dude to say "omg.. sorry, accidentally, i retire.. bye-bye"... and WOW !.. they're off the charge. 

So.. wat i wanna say.. is make frens with some Chinese ppl (no.. not chinese.. i mean big officials from China). Coz in just a matter of time. These bastards are gonna begin their next step for world domination.. They have planned it out for a long time.. well schemed and all events following a pre-determined paths..

Heres how i predict their course of action was, is and would be:
1. Pretend to be owh-so-pitiful.. lack of resource, high poverty rate.. etc-etc
2. Act desperate and provide cheap labour to attract foreign investors to set up manufacturing centers.
3. Act desperate and sell all China made products at super cheap prices to attract international buyers and comsumers..
4. Build good reputation for their products.
5. COMMENCE TESTING OF NEW WEAPON OF MASS ANNIHILATION - MELAMINE !!!

(schemes for the future)
6. R&D in undetectable chemical and biological poisons.
7. Full scale usage of poisons --> worldwide death and disease spread.
8. Unleash China's army.
9. WORLDWIDE DOMINATION !!

Well planned i would say.. requiring such long periods of time and such well strategised plans.. but from the results from their initial testing, and the extensive recall of my favourite cookies, chocs and cream biscuits.. it is clear that their plan is on the right track.

The future is near.. you have been warned.. their plans showing. Would their scheme for world domination succeed, would they leave our stomachs growning for some biscuits or would my theories simply be proven wrong.. only time will tell..

Ps: bloody hell... so hungry now.. nothing to eat..

How to concentrate

EOS coming... you gotta sit down and focus on studies!!
here are a few tips on how to sit down and focus:

1. TFK so dam a lot until no energy to move around.. so u'll end up sitting down

2. Chain ur legs to a chair then lock with padlock. Call mum/dad/fren to remove padlock only after 5 hours. Warning, if mum/dad/fren went out: may result in roasted human if suddenly 'fo chuk'(fire) and may result in pants being wet if tabole tahan urine.

3. Learn to build interest in a particular subject

4. Uninstall DOtA.

5. Study with the computer off.

6. If unable to perform tip no.5, use this wallpaper for ur computer:

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbPLTV8fr4juWZIyPLa5ue9KiJ9RT3-vZgdTDNLLollFlelPNXujwb4hoQ3lckRUdjUEw0JwskrqW-KPWAv4Hvn0Ia8bs-HihcICEKKUcLdwA2YgEqN-a11j8eHqRTZiXs1R36Ov8UvPE/s1600-h/do+your+work.jpg

7. Delete all porn in computer.. (dont bother backing up for post EOS use.. BF, KP + gang sure got a lot of supply)

8. Try not to study with music

9. If tip no.8 cannot be executed.. listen to musics like Vivaldi's 'Four seasons'; Mozart's Sonatas and Maksim's croatian rhapsody..  (linkin park, my chemical romance and other various head bangers dont count)

10. Understand that the best environment to study is still the library

11. Don't do group discussions if it ends up as group chit-chat

12. If group chit-chats must happen, spend 1 full day just talking all the shit u wanna talk.. got problem just say.. got rumour just spread.. got gossip just talk.. GOT TIP PLS SHARE !!!

13. Stop reading this and get back to your work.


**updated:
14. Start with something that doesnt make you go into a state of emotional helplessness ie: dont start of by studying pharmaceutical analysis.

Good luck for extempo exam !!

(as title reads)

Influenced into the retard side of blogging.

01. What have you been doing recently?
Studying, sleeping, talking crap, stoning, thinking, eating, planing, scheming, trying to beat Wei Ping on word challenge

02. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Nope

03. What happened at 10.00am today?
The world continued spining while i was sleeping

04. When did you last cry?
Form 1... kena bully by senior.

05. Believe in fate/destiny?
Nope

06. What do you want in your life right now?
Still trying to figure that out

07. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
Hoods are gay..  and i would only carry an umbrella if it is ALREADY raining.. even then i might just decide to walk under the rain..

08. What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
My pillow, bolster, myself

09. What bottom are you wearing now?
Shorts

10. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
Dont recall... probably sumthing like "ok"

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
Nah.. simplisity is always best

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
No.

13. What was the last movie you caught?
Err.. One of the American Pies

14. What are you proud of?
Having the patience to reach Question 14 of this thing.

15. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
"For the badge you mean? Ok. So now how many must we do? The badges are for everyone or for seniors?"


16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
Dont recall..


17.Do you have any nicknames?
San-san, wai-wai, lum-lum, drewy, drew-drew, and-and, nas iaw mul... etc-etc

18. What does your last received text message say?
Ok i will go to libr at 9am. dun worry have a nice day.   

Ps: Thx for the help Wai Han

19. What time did you go to bed last night?
1 +

20. Are you currently happy?
One has gotta be retarded to be HAPPY at a time like this.

21. Who gives you best advice?
Im not sure but i can write a portfolio on all the shit advices i've received by tons of ppl..

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
Who's that retarded?


23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
Mogan Ram.

24. Is anything bugging you right now?
Hell yea... extempo to begin with.

25. What/who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
Mak kok fee... during PBL session.

26. Do you wear toe socks?
The hell is that?

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
Mogan...

28. Have you ever had your heartbroken?
Yea..

29. What annoys you most in a person?
Irresponsibility and  Hipocritic personality.. 

30. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Dunno..

31. Have you ever done cocaine?
Nope.. but under controlled circumstances... no harm trying once eh :p

32. What is the colour of your room?
White..

33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
If  i wouldn't go to jail.. and i actually had some1 that i hate.. i would.

34. Do you believe in the saying of :"talk is cheap?"
Talk CAN be cheap.. talk IS NOT cheap

35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
Myself

36. Who was the last person to hug you?
Errr...?

37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
Impossible.

38. Do you have a life?
Yea.. one hell of a boring one.

39. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didnt die?
Dont think so. Mayb some peoplei studied in the history text book who were still alive.. not sure anyway.

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
Whats a profile song?

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
Some jackass trying to gun me down.

42. Last time you smiled?
Im smilling now.. see -->     =)

43. Have you changed this year?
Cant answer that.. gotta have another person's point of view.

44. What are you listening right now?
Stab my back - All american rejects ... (on random play.. gonna skip in after writing this.)

45. Are you talking to someone when you doing this?
Nope

46. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
Shit.. this question is retarded.. obviously with eyes open. Why not ask if i drive with my eyes closed?

47. Is there a quote you live by?
Many..

48. Do you want someone you cannot have?
Errrr....

49. Have you ever played an instrument?
Yea. piano.. i suck at it.

50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week?
my ideas suck.. to pick the worst... is a big task.

~ 50 MORE TO GO!!! ~


51. What were you doing last night at 11.00pm?
Chilling with music

52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
Dont exactly have one.

53. What song best describe your love life?
The Remedy - Jason Mraz

54. Does the person know that you like him/her?
Errr.. wat?

55. Who always make you laugh?
Dam lotsa ppl.

56. Do you speak any other language other than English?
BM,.... Can  my canto be counted in?

57. favourite website(s)?
LoL, Facebook, andrewlum.blogspot.com, forum.lowyat.net

58. What's your middle name?
Wai ?

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
I would only know tmr.

60. What do you think you are like?
Im like Andrew Lum Wai San... im a class of my own.

61. Who will you choose to die with?
I dont wanna die ~~~

62. Where have you been today?
Home

63. What game do you play often?
Dota, Word challenge.

64. Who are you missing right now?
Many people.

65. If you have to choose between friend n love, who will you choose?
Friend... but may vary according to situation :p  (sorry bros)

66. What are you doing right now?
This crap.

67. Which primary school are you from?
SK SS19

68. Name 3 colours that you like?
Arghh.. tough.. cant think of any.. depends actually.

69. What emotion you like to show?
joy, sleepiness.

70. What is your life to you?
The joy and the memories.

71. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
Panic -> act calm and pretend that i have it all under control -> fake a smile  -> (If problem still not resolved) -> start thinking of a solution -> (if problem still not solved) -> forget it la.. its probably never gonna get solved.

72. Who did you last chat in msn today?
wan ling

73. Who do you admire most?
A family member who must not be named to prevent syok sendiri-ism

74. Which month are you born in?
May

75. How are you feeling right now?
Bored.. sienzationised.

76. What is the time now?
4.20pm

77. what kind of person do u think the one who tagged u is?
Some1 who doesnt drink.

78.What colour did you use to dye hair?
I like black.. and i like my hair black.

79. Why are you doing this test?
Still asking myself..

80. What do you do when you're moody?
Varies from time to time...most of the time: talk crap, whether its talking or just posting on my blog.. the keyword is crapping.

81. At which age you wish to get married?
31 or 32... after finishing the instalment of my 3series.

82. Who is more important to you? Girlfriend or friends?
Oops.. not applicable.

83. If today is the last day of your life, what will YOU DO?
Wow.. first i'd show the middle finger to deserving parties... after that.. i'd steal a sports car then drive it to its max speed.  Then i'd ram the car into a bank just to see what happens.. if im still alive, i'd spent my last penny to treat all frens and family members to a nice dinner at the most porsh restaurant in town. 

84. Who is the person you trust the most?
Err.. i'd say myself.. but i might mumble in my sleep.

85. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
Dont bother. But if it happens, it'd take time to enjoy the scenary.

86. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
A dream? i should be getting 10 or 20..

87. What is your goal for this year?
Pass sem 3... 

88. Do you believe in eternal love?
Thats the worst bullshit i've heard.

89. What feeling do you love most?
The feel of a beer bottle as i chill by the beach after passing my exam.

90. Do you really think its Global Warming now?
Warm? I control the temperature of my air-con.

91.What feelings you hate the most?
Dissapointment.

92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Hell yea.

93. Do you believe in God?
I'd write a whole article about what i believe in if you'd wanna know..

94. Who cares for you most?
I dont read minds.

95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Joy, fun, excitement.

96. What will you bring when you fight?
A cheque book, lotsa cash, a phone.

97. What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?
There are.. stuff... but that would be another story, another day.

98. What would you feel if no one no longer cares for you?
That has gotta suck.

99. What if your stead two-timed you?
I'd beat the shit out of the fella.. btw.. whats a stead?

100.HOW DO U FEEL NOW?

Hungry...

Things i lost in life...

Life is like a retarded one-way journey with no pockets. You carry everything with your bare hands and if you drop them.. you cant turn back to pick it up.

In the past 1 year+ in IMU alone.. i have lost many things..
Here is a list:

1. 2 thumbdrives.. (and ALMOST lost my current thumbdrive about almost a dozen times)

2. my mind (..enough said)

3. a calculator.. which was actually left in my laptop bag. Without knowing, i bought another.. then found the first calculator hence leaving me with 2 calculators at one point in time.. Then i lost the first without knowing when.. and lately(5 hours ago) i just realised.. i lost the other one as well, leaving me with no means of calculating anything more advance than 1 x 1 now.

4. the words in my sem 2 practical manual (think organic... think solvent)

5. weight (stress related.. anymore and i'll disappear)

6. marks (some from situations requiring my student ID, others due to exams and class tests)

So anyway.. all i've gotta say is loosing things in life can sometimes be a emotionally traumatising experience. But think on the bright side.. here in Bpharm, theres a few things ppl can never ever loose even if they tried to. 
No.1 : Virginity (no time, no energy, no1)
No.2 : Stress (even if you loose it, IMU gives you a new one... but lets all pray hard that every1 gets a taste of sem 4 shit together)
No.3 : Invoices (comes along with lost of money.. but again... lets all hope that we all ONLY have to give IMU the big Sem 4 ang pou.. and not the small RM500 resit angpou.. and much more important is that we dont have to give the sem 3 angpou again !!)

No.4 : One hell of a great time (yeap... enuff said)