Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Basic theories and truths about two idiots known as 'Fate' and 'Destiny'..

Ok.. so lets take a look at the word 'Fate' and 'Destiny'.. Many ignorant assholes think that hard work can change everything. These people are called 'NAIVE' kids.

Heres the truth:
Everything we do and its outcome is already dictated by two things.. One is Fate, the other is Destiny.
So now you must be wandering what is the bloody difference between Fate and Destiny.

Let me explain:
Fate is when an idiot is born retarded and is too lazy to put in effort hence he fails. Such a condition is known as the action of Fate. Ie - the sucker is fated to fail

Destiny, is when an idiot works his ass off... and then fails. Such a condition is known as: Destined to fail.. Ie - the sucker is Destined to fail, no matter what he does.. he'll still fail

Conclusion:
So.. since tmr is results day.. and so many people are scared shit of either failing or only getting their A-... just think back on what i said.. theres seriously no point in being worried AT ALL..

If you didnt work hard enough... LoL--> too bad la.. if you fail, it just means its Fate =)

If you fail... but you know that you've worked you're ass off.. LoL--> too bad la.. its Destiny =)


So every1... please.. just chillax!..
No matter what happens, blame it on Fate/Destiny =)

Saturday, May 23, 2009

When luck decides to fu*k you up..

OK.. so here goes.. If Luck was impersonated.. it would be an ugly looking bast*rd that freaking hates me for no apparent reason. They say bad luck strikes three times.. And it really did. So lets look at the chain of unlucky events related to me unfolding one by one..

Bad Luck #1 :
Car smashed.. first time in my life i illegal parked.. my car got freaking smashed.. not scratched.. i mean S M A S H E D . (check out the post below for pics. And worst off.. it had to happen while i was having my freaking E O S.. not class test.. it was END OF SEMESTER JUST-DO-AND-DIE-ANYWAY examination. The car crash alone was already bad enough.. but NO.. 'LUCK' thinks that he wants more whip cream on his starbucks..

Bad luck #2:
Went to langkawi... felt the sun, felt the sea and felt the agony of having my phone's LCD CRACK.. how screwed up is that? Coincidentally.. i put my phone at the bottom of my bag.. and my bag coincidentally droped.. so im stuck with no phone for the next 2 weeks..

Bad luck #3:
When i sent my phone for repair.. the dude asked me to keep the stuff like my sim card, memory card and my battery.. etc-etc. So yahoo... i kept everything in a separate plastic bag while i kept my sim card in my wallet together with my coins.. so i guess the coins scratched my sim card beyond recognition.. YAY.. MY SIM CARD SPOILED.. Though i have a replacement sim card now but i still cant call out within the next 2 weeks even if i have a spare phone coz i have no numbers..

Conclusion:
If 'Luck' was a person.. and if that person was reading my blog right now.. I'd dedicate the following picture specially for that bastard:

Friday, May 15, 2009

A dramatic EOS examination.

Ahh.. finally eos end.. 5 damn long weeks.. lack of sleep, lack of nutrition, lack of emotion, lack of entertainment.. excess of knowledge. Yeap.. thats what Bpharm is all about, expecially when EOS approaches.

Well, though it might seem that this 5 weeks were full of shit.. but it was actually kinda dramatic.

To start of the drama.. i went to the ball with 2 great people.. had lotsa fun. Was a really enjoyable and memorable night.. should be studying tho.. ;p


Then life continued monotonously for the next 2 weeks.. studying like mindless idiots..
One fine sunday.. while studying at starbucks.. had a bunch of peeps celebrate my b'day for me. Was very nice and thoughtful of them.. love the baloons.. the ice-cream.. everything. Thx a lot ppl!!... i smile whenever i see the balloons hanging in my room =)




So exam started with my b'day on the first day of bloody EOS.. all was not too bad.. Until i overslept the night before pharm anal.. Feeling hopeless and guilty.. i left early to uni to study.. but the hilltop parking was close. So i illegal parked for one day. And my car got crashed and rammed into the pole..
Once again.. thx to all you people for the emotional support.. i'd stone to death otherwise..


Things continued to move on.. friday's skill developement was supposed to be a walk in the park.. but crap.. anxiety shot my blood to the brain.. what a bad headache to end my EOS with..

But other than that.. this exam.. feels like watching a drama movie..
and now that exam is over... I MISS MY CAR !!!!!!
and i dont even know how 2 write a blog post anymore..
Owh well... happy holidays to every1.. this time.. like all others.. it is a well deserved holiday, so enjoy till your hearts content :D

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Study break

And so it begins again like how it has always been for the past 3 semester. And this time.. like all other times.. we'll make it through together.. one way or another !

All the best in enduring the 5 weeks of shit. Whenever you feel the stress, just bare in mind that another 104 people from B107 are feeling the exact same shit.. so dont fret.. just Laugh out loud.. and then shut up and continue studying.

All the best to everyone! cya in 3 weeks :-)



Ps: please take good care of your health and drink enough water.. dont let yourself get sick (like me)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

A retarded weekend.

So heres how the weekend goes..

Tried to start studying..
and the result? --> a grand total of 1/2 a full lecture fliped thru with understanding that approaches 0.

Time flew.. or rather.. crawled.. at a bizzarely slow rate.
And then it was sunday night.. I felt so tired i slept at 8.. only to wake up at 10.. with fever and recurrent TB-cough. Great-- eh?

Being a semi-genius.. what did i do? Rendam myself in cold water.. and stone for 20 minutes.
Results? -- Fever went off.. like a miracle. In exchange for a flu and dripping mucus (eeww)
But i guess its a fair trade-off eh?


So thats the end of the weekend.

How did the 'good' week start?...
Drove on an empty highway at a lil above the speed limit.. only to spot some idiot with a camera stoning at the side of the road.. WHAT A JACKASS !! (- RM450 from next month's allowance)

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Happy April Fools day.... NOT !!

the time now is 2.13..... i got conned... so bloody badly.. twice by one person.. another time by another person.. 3times in total...

I hate this day...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

B107 animal kingdom...

Here in IMU, a persons' true nature is hidden thoroughly by a thick layer of formality and professionalism that acts like a shield. It is only through strong bonds and friendships that these thicks shields are removed and a person's true animal instinct is revealed.

So.. here in B107, it took me 2 years before some people could reveal their animal nature..

The MOST significant one being Tortoise Ng.

With the speed of a tortoise, he waits till its almost time to leave the dinner-place.. then he shouts out loud "OWWWHHHHH.. I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE ALREADY !!"
And with the steadiness of a tortoise.. he'll continue with the phrase "not bad ah.. i can understand quite fast already"

Another significant member of the animal kingdom is Hamster Koh.

Emos like a hamster.. runs like a hamster.. smiles like a hamster.. looks like a hamster..
IS A HAMSTER..

Apart from animal instincts.. some also have a killer instinct... but its more of SELECTIVE killer instinct..
Most of the time however, this killer gets killed by others, but in the presence of the likes of me... the killer instincts become predominant. This person is SNIPER CHONG.

When im nearby.. this sniper will camp at one place.. the moment she gets the slightest chance.. a headshot will be made. NO ESPCAPE. Mayb coz im tall... so my head sticks out very obviously.. thats why im the only target of this sniper..