Wednesday, July 30, 2008

A dark conspiracy surrounding DOtA

So im sure every1 knows wats this game called dota.. its a really cool game, i noe many ppl like it.. and well, i like it too. The thing is.. its so bloody addictive, sumtimes i just wander.. mayb, just MAYB... its sum kinda sadistic psychological warfare.
(**take note, by choosing to read this post you have agreed to in no way criminalize me for racism)

So here it goes.. Dota was circulated on the internet years ago.. and just within few months, practically the whole world is nt just enjoying this game.. but they were ADDICTED to it, and do take note that the majority of players are teenagers.

So heres the mechanism of action of this sadistic weapon.. it makes teenagers so addicted to this damn game they practically have no life.. and spend hours sitting behind a computer gang-banging heroes and not doing creative thinking. so when they grow up and take over the world, they're probably have 0.. i mean ZERO subtance in their lil brains other than what to buy and how to kill heroes..

So heres the question... if teenagers around the whole world is addicted to dota.. which country would benefit most from it? answer is simple.. think of a country where people live in tress, without electricity, without cars, without entertainment(other than tribal sex)...
So.. any country came into ur mind?... nvm, regardless.. i think 1 continent already did.. So.. needless to say.. You know, i know..

Conclusion:
Quit dota (i probably wont tho, im infected too badly)... dont let this bloody sadistic psychological weapon effect you and your country. All the best.

3 comments:

DaVIdnG said...

i was here andrew... dota sucks lar.. haha..

-1 Ling- said...

so u finally publicise ur dota theory... ;p
part of ur marketing stratergy huh?!
poeple dun live in trees in that continent la...
i tot they live in some sort of hut made of wood n clay???

andrewL said...

ok la.. sumthing lidat..
owh... some tribes stay on top of the tree.. some dig holes.. some high tech a bit will have huts..