Andrew's guide to Death, Euthanasia, Murder and Suicide.

Its the time of the year again.. time to study, time to get stressed out, time to feel retarded, time to feel frustrated.... time to feel like dying.

Being an Andrew.. i cant teach you how to study.. cant teach you how to destress, can make you feel more retarded, can make you feel frustrated... but one thing i can guide you.. is how to die.. :p

So.. Based on what i have studied, heard, read and guessed.. heres a list of ways to die.. starting from easiest(fastest/painless) to most brutal and horrifying.

1. CO poisoning - first option is by inhaling a canister of CO gas which i do not know how u can possibly get ur hands on.. Second option is by sleeping in your car overnight. You wouldnt even know ur dead till u see the bright light and a dude in white comes to you and says "hey.. ur officially dead". Fast, painless, easy... but u gotta have a car    :-p

2. Overdose of drugs of abuse - morphine and other opiates would be best option.. u get respiratory depration.. if u take a significantly high dose.. u succesfully die.. but ur high while u die.. so its ok   =)

3. Alcohol abuse - drunk driving: enough said.. just make sure theres a cliff nearby, and no police nearby.. otherwise u might end up in jail.. or hospital.. ur whole life.. and u'd wish u've taken options 1 or 2 instead.

4. Hallucinogens ie- mescaline, LSD - lock yourself in a room. throw keys away.. put knife in room --> mission accomplish. Or you can stand on the rooftop of vista tower.. consume drug --> mission accomplish. **LSD tho being more effective than mescaline might result in 'living nightmares'... so i think use mescaline better.

5. Air emboli - just take a syringe.. inject air, settle. Cheap. Slow. Painful. (but wiki says u need 40ml of air..)

6. Just jump into a cliff  - Fast (varied depending on height of cliff), Cheap (actually free), but the last moment of ur life could be ur worst and most terifying... worth it? you decide.

7. Eat Satay everyday  - Slooooooooooooowww... but confirms you a death by cancer in 40 -50 years to come[benzo(a)pyrene i think] [dont shoot me if wrong].. and must eat satay everyday..

8. Drive car very fast or very sloooow - Drive fast.. accident = die/paralyze/pay people lotsa money. Drive car very slow more effective... people overtake you, stop in front of you.. beat you till you die.. =)

9. Cut wrist - slow.. bloody.. ugly.. become ghost also dam horrifying. But lotsa emo movie use this way went the guy leave the girl.. so should be effective in dying la.

10 From the NUX VOMICA ALKALOIDS..(even the name also u know must be some bad guy) -- strychnine -> with sufficient quantity.. causes muscle convulsants. all ur muscles are gonna contract until u die of suffocation or u die coz of lack of energy.. Slow.. Pain.. Sad.. DRAMA !. 

11. Dont study for EOS -- ENOUGH SAID.

**Though im writing this bullshit guide.. theres a few things i wanna declare:
1. im not responsible for the death of enthusiastic ppl.

2. ppl from many walks of life read this blog.. ranging from arts students, random unknown ppl, first class students and professors with degrees and Ph.Ds who are bloody smart and knowledgable.. so dont blast me if i write sumthing non-factual or of false-fact.

3. If you feel like dying.. Just dont.


~~HAPPY STUDYING~~