Saturday, August 23, 2008

Another cause of global warming...

So we all know that global warming is like a serious issue in the world today. One of it's big contributors would b emmisions from petrol and diesel cars.

So lets look at vehicles.. we keep talking about hydrogen fuel cells and solar powered cars and blah-blah-blah, but heres the question... Why look so far? lets deal with matters using applicable methods.

Ok.. so lets look at cars and how it's been driven today.. ppl install superchargers and turbochargers costing a bomb and spend years in R&D to create faster and louder machines. For the not so rich ppl, they just have the habit of pressing the dam accelerator down to the floor like its some kind of.... whatever, u get the idea.

So lets look at the underlying causes for these retarded behaviours...

i) Chick factor.
Yes.. hot chicks and pretty girls cause global warming, not cause they are hot and they heat up the earth's atmosphere(quantity insufficient to cause significant direct heating effect) but because they stimulate the activity of man's second head. Hence in an attempt to impress, man have went through great lenghts to develope fast moving vehicles ie: Buggatti Veyron, Mercedes SLR - Super fast machines, Super thirsty fuel guzzlers.

Then there are also a few ppl who install huge looking exhausts into their Kancil or Proton Saga for uncomprehensible purposes. Think about it, rather than reducing exhaust backflow(something that big exhausts does to reduce performance loss), the weight of an aftermarket exhaust would probably lift the front wheels of these kinda cars airbourne.. So wats the point? And the thick soot coming out would probably kill any1 standing within close proximity...
Hence, SAY NO TO RETARDED OVERSIZED AND HUGE EXHAUST PIPES.


ii) Music

Think about it.. notice how your mood is affected by the song u are listening to ! 
I'll tell u from personal experience. Even i didnt notice this chronic change that occurs over a gradual period of time. For the pass few days, i was listening to slow piano pieces like Claudine and other slow songs like 'Way Back Into Love'... and after 1 week, i looked at my blog topics and OWH MY GAWD... was i emo? 

So anyway... thats not my point, what im trying to say is.. find a friend, sit in their car, close your eyes, and listen to the change in engine sound as the mood of music played in the car is changed.
u'll notice that when soft music is played, there will be no rampant acceleration and over-revving, so all you hear is 'nguuuuuu~~~~~~'
Then turn on sumthing from Linkin Park or Lost Prophets and u'll notice the evil grin on the drivers face followed by loud cries produced by the 175 horses within the engine.... then u hear 'VROOOOOOM !!!!!' 

In the process of unleashing this power within the engine...........................................
yea, u guessed it... Fuel Guzzling Syndrome comes in.

Conclusion
1. To all hot chicks out there, save the earth, save the environment... go for the guys with the slower, subtle, fuel economical cars (ie: sentra). Your decision will either encourage the deterioration of global warming or promote a greener earth.

2. Listen to Claudine and 'way back into love' in your car.



**ps: Lecturers should also take note as man of all walks of life can be transformed into a global warmer if affected by any of these 2 causes.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nope, no lecturer will be reading this blog.

Signed,
Not a lecturer

彦霓::yen-nee said...

laughing out loud.. you so lame lah, andrew!